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Run 1350 Mark @ The Four Horseshoes 09.03.10
“It
was murder most fowl” said Holmes. “Indeed” replied Watson, “but how will we
ever find the culprit?”
“Elementary,
my dear Watson” said Holmes, lighting his pipe, “Let us start by eggs-amining the culprit’s trail”
“Firstly,
we know it was a small peck that met in Chobhen for
the run. It was cold, definitely not roasting. So when the peck flew off they
were able to follow generous, not poultry, blobs of flour. The
FRBs leading and the roost following behind.
The run started off-rhode and pretty much stayed
there.”
“The
trail was well layer-ed with plenty of chicks to keep
the peck together and even Nigel was cock-a-hoop when he found the hen-hen. Lots of egg-cellent paths and only a few poulet of mud to dodge. The chicks were cleverly
laid. Sometimes the pack turned beak, but nest time they would capon with John
Shaw at the front, pullet them along.”
“Then
the peck arrived in the high street at the church, getting curious looks from
the yolk of Chobhen. But no time for a rest, so it
was chooks away and over the zebra crossing, in case there were any carton the
road.”
“How
very interesting” said Watson, “Then what?”
“Shell I tell you any more
Watson?” said Holmes. “Well, despite the best efforts, the hares could not coop
the peck together, which was a bit un-clucky and some headed for home. But
going down the brood may have been feather than the actual trail”
“The
roost, dedicated peep-le, found trail and capon going. They couldn’t be bantam.
But wattle did they find? Was this the scene of the hen-ious
crime? But still, it did not make the peck comb to a stop. By now Roo and chef were leading the way, scratching a chick to
lead the peck in.”
So well done Mark and Linda. A truly “guilt”
edged run. Egg-tremely
pheasant and definitely one for the albumen.
“But
who was the culprit Holmes?”
“Has
anyone seen this dog lately?”
Run 1351 Calamity @ New Haw 16.03.10
When
is a figure of eight not a figure of eight? A great enigma and discussions on
this may rage for as long as WH3 has bodies to argue it. But
first, the run. To some the printed word will always be a mystery. Hence
it was that at
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Run 1352 Morris @ The Castle 23.03.10
Run
report to follow
Run 1353 Flybynyt@ The
Woodies 30.03.10
Why
does it always rain on me, missing miss Dhal and a
repeat of Prof Brian Cox on TVeeeee. Yes you guessed
it hashing in the wet around the delectable backstreets and woodlands of Ottershaw. True to form, Dingaling
arrived by the skin of his teeth for the on off. Despite the yards of mud and
the deepest of puddles turning newly scrubbed shoes brown an amazingly clever
run venturing not far from the pub had the local knowledge foxed by the endless
choice of footpaths. Down Sunnyside lane for the On In, the dirty dozen
reconvened near a real log fire, Addlestones cider
and real ale. That's what I call mood food.
Run 1354 Wasser @ Coronation Hall 06.04.10
A
cheery group of Weybridge regulars turned up for this Towny
run round suburbia. Wasser
has been practicing his back alleys well If this run
is anything to go by. A lovely
meandering run, which you never knew where it was going next! Couple of nice surprise visitors, one
Knickers, able to fit us in between flights these days I never know whether she
is
As
we set off under Berrylands station all the way back
to
Here’s
to the next…..with a little more flour that’s all
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